Firebolt needs a girlfriend. Send in your applications through twitter or email.Did I think twice before clicking 'Update'? Nope! What I did after, though, was yawn and stretch, then slump and doze off for over an hour.
The next day I found a handful of twitter replies regarding the shout out waiting for me. I sat down to answer them. Unfortunately, my asstastic talents include a natural cluelessness about flirting. I don't know how to flirt. Period. Now I think my silly answers have probably ruined what little 'chance' I had with them. LOL!
Anyhow, I received an email from a friend asking for an application form. I hadn't thought of making an official form before. It seemed a fun idea. So I made one! I'm putting it up here. You can fill it out if you like. *wink wink* *snicker*
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Name:
Age:
Gender Identity:
Sexual Orientation:
Location:
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Describe yourself:
Interests:
Dislikes:
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Three things you like about me:
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3.
Three reasons you and I should hook up:
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3.
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1. Are you a cat person or a dog person?
2. Are you into queer music?
3. Have you ever barfed on someone else's shoes?
4. Have you ever spontaneously burst into a song/dance in a public place?
5. Do you know how to drive?
6. Are you taking this application seriously?
7. Do you believe that I am being serious?
8. What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
9. Are you vegetarian?
10. Do you believe that one day machines are going to take over the world?
11. What is your wildest fantasy?
12. Are you crazy?
13. If no, then what made you fill out this application form?
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:D
Age no bar! Drunk typing is always funnier! Wear a tinfoil hat and click a picture! Turn this into a meme if you want!
When you have filled out the form, send it to flamezville at gmail dot com or put it up in the comments section. Have fun!
Cheers! ^_^
5 comments:
Name: TERESITA
Age: 44
Gender Identity: FEMALE
Sexual Orientation: GAY
Location: SEATTLE WA USA
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Describe yourself: SLENDER, GEEKY, FUNNY
Interests: HIKING, LINUX
Dislikes: AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS
Three things you like about me:
1. EXOTIC AND FOREIGN
2. FRIENDLY
3. ON THE SAME, UH, "TEAM"
Three reasons you and I should hook up:
1. UH
2. ER
3. MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T GET BACK TIL FRIDAY?
1. Are you a cat person or a dog person? DOG PERSON
2. Are you into queer music? NO, I LIKE GOOD MUSIC OF ANY STRIPE
3. Have you ever barfed on someone else's shoes? NO!
4. Have you ever spontaneously burst into a song/dance in a public place? TOO SHY
5. Do you know how to drive? SINCE 1980!
6. Are you taking this application seriously? NO!
7. Do you believe that I am being serious? MAYBE!
8. What is the craziest thing you have ever done? SLEPT OVERNIGHT ON A ROCKSLIDE IN SNOW
9. Are you vegetarian? NO
10. Do you believe that one day machines are going to take over the world? NO, BUT MEN WITH MACHINES ALREADY HAVE
11. What is your wildest fantasy? STARTING AN ALL-FEMALE MARS COLONY
12. Are you crazy? YES
13. If no, then what made you fill up this application form? JUST FOR FUN
Name: Jennifer
Age: 17
Gender Identity: Female
Sexual Orientation: gAy
Location: Perth,WA,Australia
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Describe yourself:umm..im shy but once you get to know me im loud and you cant get me to shutup? especially if im quiet drunk :P
Interests: Any sport--soccer!! listening to music, concerts course,sleep?
Dislikes: homophobes..school work
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Three things you like about me:
1. my music taste
2. my cool beanies
3. personality
Three reasons you and I should hook up:
1. coz we can :)
2. why not?!
3....threes my fav number? haha idn
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1. Are you a cat person or a dog person? dog for sure
2. Are you into queer music? whats queer music? :P T&S for sure!
3. Have you ever barfed on someone else's shoes? umm...possibly..i dont really remember when i throw up :S
4. Have you ever spontaneously burst into a song/dance in a public place? yeash!! so many weird looks haah always do in music shops
5. Do you know how to drive? i do,can but i dont :)
6. Are you taking this application seriously? umm if you want me to?
7. Do you believe that I am being serious? umm if you want me to want you to
8. What is the craziest thing you have ever done? umm...define crazy haha i do some pretty messed up stuff
9. Are you vegetarian? yeahs :D
10. Do you believe that one day machines are going to take over the world? robots, that or koreans :O
11. What is your wildest fantasy? too have the world to my self and a couple of friends ;)
12. Are you crazy? yeh i am indeedy haha
13. If no, then what made you fill out this application form?
Name: Shruti
Age: 20
Gender Identity: female
Sexual Orientation: gay
Location: Washington, DC
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Describe yourself: crazy, introspective, smart
Interests: politics, social justice, hot girls, activism/community organizing
Dislikes: bigots. and conceited people.
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Three things you like about me:
1. SMART
2. mature
3. courageous
Three reasons you and I should hook up:
1. I'm a girl
2. You like girls
3. See the two above
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1. Are you a cat person or a dog person? Dog (I miss my dog!)
2. Are you into queer music? Not exactly: I like my Mika and Patrick Wolf and Scissor Sisters. And I like a lot of the stuff typically associated with gay bois.
3. Have you ever barfed on someone else's shoes? NO!
4. Have you ever spontaneously burst into a song/dance in a public place? Why, yes, of course!
5. Do you know how to drive? Um, good question. Yes, and no. Couldn't deal with Delhi traffic.
6. Are you taking this application seriously? That's for you to determine :p
7. Do you believe that I am being serious? That's for me to speculate
8. What is the craziest thing you have ever done? Well, filling out this application is not even near the craziest thing I've ever done.
9. Are you vegetarian? Yep.
10. Do you believe that one day machines are going to take over the world? Nooooo. P.S. Read the Bertrand Russell essay on Machines and Emotions. Bertrans Russell is so cool.
11. What is your wildest fantasy? Too early in the game to reveal that :p
12. Are you crazy? Why, yes, of course.
13. If no, then what made you fill out this application form? I am indeed crazy!
already 3 applications??? hhmm.. if you need someone to be in the judge panel, don't fotget me hehe
you go gurl :D
Name: Brynn
Age: 27
Gender Identity: Female
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Location: Vermont, USA
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Describe yourself: i like people who are driven -and fun. i like people who are funny, but not self-depreciating. i like people who are comfortable in their skin. i like accents -more than just a little bit. being politically correct is perfectly fine in the next person, but i rarely am myself.
i've been noticing that i'm attracted to rather androgenous-looking ladies lately, which is kind of a new development. but i never discriminate. i am an e.o.e...
Interests: fire spinning, the ocean, public displays of affection, vagina.
Dislikes: lima beans
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Three things you like about me:
1. Your voice
2. #yaygay fight
3. Perfect grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
Three reasons you and I should hook up:
1. i
2. am
3. wet
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1. Are you a cat person or a dog person?
canine, all the way. but i do love me some pu... er, well. i prefer dogs to cats.
2. Are you into queer music?
if anyone stole my ipod they would no doubt realize that it belonged to a dyke
3. Have you ever barfed on someone else's shoes?
ah, just me own.
4. Have you ever spontaneously burst into a song/dance in a public place?
sunday mimosa rides and random side-of-the-road dance parties are tradition
5. Do you know how to drive?
i'd be incredibly screwed if i didn't -i live in the woods way far away from civilization. hell yeah.
6. Are you taking this application seriously?
of course i am -it's business hours.
7. Do you believe that I am being serious?
of course you are -it's business hours.
8. What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
had sex on a fire truck
9. Are you vegetarian?
nope
10. Do you believe that one day machines are going to take over the world?
nope, as i have plans in the working that state that *i* am going to take over the world
11. What is your wildest fantasy?
has a lot to do with straps, lipstick, and four girls.
12. Are you crazy?
the meds control teh crazy
13. If no, then what made you fill out this application form?
the voices
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