Playing God: The Boringly Scandalous Bits

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Listening to: Tiesto feat. Tegan and Sara - Feel It In My Bones

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Sometimes I wonder what would happen if the Sims characters came out of the game and took revenge on us players for all that we make them go through.

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Exploring the neighborhood...

Having apple pancakes for breakfast with roomies...

Making "friends" with cute girls at pool parties...

And later, painting with sapphic overtones.

Is that Kanye West making out with my military hero sim?

What does a punk rocker's first kiss look like?

Snogging the girlfriend after a strenuous
workout session. SO relaxing. ;)

There were more screenshots but I decided not to bore you. I've made my sims do everything from homework to housework to stealing king size beds to rummaging in dustbins to fishing for hours to baking cookies to repairing the WC and... Oh, never mind.

I even created an obnoxious, ugly, green-skinned, purple-haired sim just to kill him off. I gave him the 'hydrophobic' and 'coward' traits, moved him into a lot which had only a swimming pool, made him get in and built walls all around it. He was trapped and terrified and drowned in a few sim hours. Then the Grim Reaper came... Muahahahaha!

Have fun!

P.S. Having done this post, the feeling that I need to get a life has grown stronger than ever.

P.P.S. Yes, I do realize that most of these screencaps involve sims kissing each other. That does not mean it was the only interesting part in The Sims 3 game. Though it does, in a way, indicate the lack of life in my perpetually uneventful existence. One word: Llamas.