Some of you might already be familiar with Shane McCutcheon and Carmen de la Pica Morales of The L Word and their doomed love story. They were one of my favorite couples on the show until Mama Chaiken rained down her wrath on her meta-masturbatory opus and decided that the lesbians of this planet didn't need Sharmen anymore.
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But what cannot be had on TV can be had on a computer, specifically in a game where you play God. Barely two weeks into The Sims 2, I had begun consuming vast amounts of custom content available for free download on the Interwebs. It wasn't long before I had a Shane McHeartbreaker doll sitting in my game and a Carmen Sexbomb to go along.
Being the lothario that Shane is, she had a great time flirting and making out with the local ladies. However, in utter contradiction to the show, she didn't have a long list of conquests yet. It seemed that in my Kingdom, Shane McHeartbreaker was waiting for her Carmen Sexbomb to come along.
[Making out with I don't remember whom. And the reason Shane is wearing that horrid camouflage suit I downloaded is that the original game didn't have anything else butch enough.]Which she did. And soon.
[Sharmen on a date]Up sprang the "Wants":
[Shane's Want]
[Carmen's Want]Making out on the bed before "WooHooing":
[That's a Linkin Park bedspread. Yeah, yeah... I know what you're thinking.]The morning after:
[I gave her a set of Green Day's "American Idiot" undies, so what? I'm just a geek like that... Playing God, after all.]And... The following evening:
[Shane - back to her old ways. I think her new date was a colleague she brought home from work.]That was The Sims 2 and four months ago. The Sims 3 is the rage now. For a look at what this Sim God has been up to lately, check out my next post. Cheers! ^_^
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